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My cat Apollo emerging from the darkness.
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*gigglesnort*
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After the filming of “The Magic Clap”. The shoes were too small. Couldn’t wear socks with them. Cut up my feet and my ankles pretty bad. I regretted that fashion choice for 2 weeks.
Well, yeah, but you looked FANTASTIC.
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att:
Welcome to our new pad.
We’re happy to call Tumblr our new home!
WOO it’s so exciting to see a bloated corpse of a corporation that TOTALLY GETS the youth of today!
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This is how I play Isle of Conquest when I’m not in a 30+-man premade.
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LOL I got banned from Rob Zombie’s Facebook page for telling him his new movie was terrible.
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att:
Hi Mom!
AT&T is now on Tumblr and a friendly reminder Mother’s Day is this weekend!
AT&T IS NOW ON TUMBLR?! OH THANK GOD. I SIMPLY COULDN’T GO ANOTHER MOMENT WITHOUT BEING MARKETTED TO.
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Trying to transfer servers because my RP-PvP guild thinks that wanting to do RBGs for rating is elitist, but I can’t because I can’t stop yelling “REALLY?!” every time I try to move.
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I have discovered the trick to babysitting kids. Disney.
I swear I thought you were going to say “chlorophorm”.
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I just failed at making instant mashed potatoes just kill me
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Details, girlfriend. This one requires details.
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Texas, doin’ it right.
Woo, Texas, violating civil liberties and abusing police power because they don’t understand crowd control. Way to go.
(via koochka)
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Gerunds and fucking main verbs and attributive participial adjectives and predicative participial adjectives and sentence adverbs and flat adverbs and time/place/manner adverbs and subject, object, and possessive pronouns and adjectival and adverbial prepositional phrases and the fucking truncated passive voice and subject/auxiliary inversion and “wh-” movement, and “do insertion” and inflection robbing… and fuck my life. My take-home exam is kicking my ass. Let me analyze a piece of literature or a poem instead, please.
Grammar does not simply mean punctuation.Gerunds are easy. “Fuck me, I really fucking love fucking.”
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Doctor Reverse Psychology talking another companion into his snog-box, no doubt. Haven’t seen the episode yet but I’m pretty sure the TARDIS’s swimming pool turns out to be the Playboy Mansion grotto.
