May 2013
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LOL I got banned from Rob Zombie’s Facebook page for telling him his new movie was terrible.
Trying to transfer servers because my RP-PvP guild thinks that wanting to do RBGs for rating is elitist, but I can’t because I can’t stop yelling “REALLY?!” every time I try to move.
varae-far-out-there:
I have discovered the trick to babysitting kids. Disney.
I swear I thought you were going to say “chlorophorm”.
josephthrallin:
I just failed at making instant mashed potatoes just kill me
… Details, girlfriend. This one requires details.
April 2013
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That scene in The Lords of Salem with the priests fingering the dildos.
That scene.
Somebody needs to make a gif of that right now.
Because I need to stare at it for an indefinite period of time.
Thank you in advance.
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How DO you spend your last hour with a dog you’ve had 15 years?
josephthrallin:
elksy:
lesson learned: dont do rbgs with anyone but watha. and maybe the order of the dawn group.
I prefer using oQueue because I hate myself but lack any self-flagellation tools.
I just put “Euthanize Ramesess” on my phone’s to-do list like there was some way I was going to forget I needed to put my dog to sleep.
high-commander-lilliam:
Two minutes to appreciate Taran Zhu everyone, that’s the least you can do.
Could we get him go jump between the US and North Korea too?
kiango:
Vol’jin working with the alliance
Vol’jin working with the Alliance and planning to turn over Baine in exchange for Anduin’s hand in marriage. IT’S TRUE I SAW IT ON PTR DON’T QUESTION ME JUST GIT TO DRAWIN
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peptobismarck:
So. I want to try out the Emerald Dream rp community because they look like a bunch of nifty people. But God I haven’t pvp’d seriously in, like… two years. It turns me into a raging monster and I’m terrible at it. So my screaming obscenities at the screen is completely unjustified.
Screaming at your scream is always justified, and the good news is that you can...
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This morning I met a man wearing a TARDIS t-shirt.
Naturally, I greeted him with, “Hello, Sexy!”
Except it wasn’t a TARDIS shirt. Just a blue call box shirt.
And he wasn’t a Whovian. Just some guy in a blue shirt.
So basically I’m sexually harassing people on the street now because of Doctor Who.
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high-commander-lilliam:
i have two bottle of whiskey guess what tonight is motherfuckers
Tuesday? OMFG IS IT TUESDAY?!
josephthrallin:
I’m the guild secretary. But I need like 12 secretaries. Wait am I the CEO is this what that feels like
Am I Bruce Wayne
why am I not dating like 30 hot women at once
Well, how many have you ASKED?
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~allixsenos~: Roger Ebert, RIP →
jkottke:
Earlier today, I linked to a post by Roger Ebert announcing his leave of presence. The Chicago Sun-Times has announced that Ebert died today at 70.
Ebert, 70, who reviewed movies for the Chicago Sun-Times for 46 years and on TV for 31 years, and who was without question the…
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Saudi Bike Ban Lifted →
Saudi women can now legally bike in public, under certain conditions. On Monday, Saudi Arabia’s Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice overturned a previous ban on cycling and motorbiking for women. The ruling stipulates that women must wear a full-body abaya, be accompanied by a male relative, and stay within certain areas. They are allowed to bike for...
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March 2013
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josephthrallin:
For real though, what do I do with my characters. Give me ideas please~
Make them all fight each other in a schizophrenic death match while you lord over them and cackle, “YES, FIGHT AND DIE FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF YOUR CREATOR AND KNOW YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE MY MAJESTY.” Then lick yourself like a cat and make them watch.
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