Welcome to our new pad.
We’re happy to call Tumblr our new home!
WOO it’s so exciting to see a bloated corpse of a corporation that TOTALLY GETS the youth of today!
This is how I play Isle of Conquest when I’m not in a 30+-man premade.
LOL I got banned from Rob Zombie’s Facebook page for telling him his new movie was terrible.
AT&T is now on Tumblr and a friendly reminder Mother’s Day is this weekend!
AT&T IS NOW ON TUMBLR?! OH THANK GOD. I SIMPLY COULDN’T GO ANOTHER MOMENT WITHOUT BEING MARKETTED TO.
Trying to transfer servers because my RP-PvP guild thinks that wanting to do RBGs for rating is elitist, but I can’t because I can’t stop yelling “REALLY?!” every time I try to move.
I have discovered the trick to babysitting kids. Disney.
I swear I thought you were going to say “chlorophorm”.
I just failed at making instant mashed potatoes just kill me
Details, girlfriend. This one requires details.
Texas, doin’ it right.
Woo, Texas, violating civil liberties and abusing police power because they don’t understand crowd control. Way to go.
(Source: fuckyeahviralpics, via koochka)
Gerunds and fucking main verbs and attributive participial adjectives and predicative participial adjectives and sentence adverbs and flat adverbs and time/place/manner adverbs and subject, object, and possessive pronouns and adjectival and adverbial prepositional phrases and the fucking truncated passive voice and subject/auxiliary inversion and “wh-” movement, and “do insertion” and inflection robbing… and fuck my life. My take-home exam is kicking my ass. Let me analyze a piece of literature or a poem instead, please.
Grammar does not simply mean punctuation.
Gerunds are easy. “Fuck me, I really fucking love fucking.”
Doctor Reverse Psychology talking another companion into his snog-box, no doubt. Haven’t seen the episode yet but I’m pretty sure the TARDIS’s swimming pool turns out to be the Playboy Mansion grotto.
Yeah next time let’s not let the trade chat pug DK tank.
Grats to Saeres for being alive!
WTF is going on, why are they killing the badgers? :(
This is something everyone should learn and practice ahead of time, since you never know when you’ll be hassled by law enforcement employees. I actually got to use it today while being bullied by the Los Angeles Coroner’s Dept of all people. (More on that later, it’s a lol and a half, trust me.)
LEARN IT, BITCHES.
You know… I do like Rob Zombie, he’s always good for some groovy rockin out that’s not in any way challenging, but at this point I’m starting to realize that his approach to songwriting is to plug edgy/surprising/sexist non-sequiturs into his heavy metal Mad Libs.
Behold this excerpt from “Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga” from his new album, Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor:
Strapped behind the wheel of a flat-bed truck
A payload of pussy and Peking duck
High on the fumes and high on the gas
Rally round the girl with the skull on her ass
I KNOW, RIGHT? It speaks to that part of me that suffered traumatic brain injury and lost the ability to form coherent sentences. Speaks to me right there, man.
I swear to god, I’ve had it up to here with the mobs of Rob Zombie fans whose only goal is to give Rob’s ego another hand-job.